I was watching a music video the other day and I swear I saw 50 Cent and his oversized teeth bumping along to the latest G-G-G-G-Unit collaboration/duet/whatever wearing a low cut, spaghetti-strap tank top. A spaghetti-strap tank top, people. With decorative straps. On a big, hulking, shit-starting muscle man. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Anyone? Bueller?

I mean, damn. I know some stylist probably told him it would make his arms look ginormous instead of plain gigantico, but I haven't seen apparel so worthy of an uncoordinated Electric Circus male dancer in years (R.I.P. you horrible show). I guess when it comes to street cred, being shot in the face 43 times really is the best currency.

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